Mad workers in mail offices, in charge of sorting the mail, that loot and steal the packages for their own profit. Their crime is mostly not detected, since the blame can be shifted to sender's poor packaging.
"Be careful when shipping out art during the holidays please! ... Mail junkies are going through the mail and ripping up envelopes looking for gift cards, money etc. But they're actually finding amazing furry artwork instead"
by Bigbeating Kioshi December 22, 2020
by @yermaw July 30, 2022
A person who not only has regular porn movies in their collection, but also the 'super deluxe 5 disc collection'Of "Super Cum-Shots"
Karl not only has the "Best of Loads" in his porn collection, but he just got "The Best of Cum-Shots" 5-disc box set. What a fuckin' PORN JUNKIE!
by Yougoddamnsonofabitch April 08, 2023
Dude1: Dude will you get the fuck off your phone?!
Dude2: JUST ONE MORE POST!!!
Dude1: Your a Vine Junkie man! Stop it!!!
Dude2: JUST ONE MORE POST!!!
Dude1: Your a Vine Junkie man! Stop it!!!
by DANO911 February 11, 2014
A person with a compulsive addiction or obsessive dependency on something, who is a smooth conartist that has his/her junkie game running nicely
If you take the junkie stunters out of junkie scenes then you no longer get to witness someone who is very good at word playing their way into everything valuable around and still be a feen.
by NitidSalem January 01, 2016
by yunggod29 February 02, 2017
Someone who somehow manages to be affected and sad about every single awful event that the media hurls at us.
by Riot Craig October 04, 2017