jordan hoff

This guy used to bully this girl that had a crush on him in 7th grade.....

the girl: ''Hey Jordan!!! :)"
Jordan Hoff: *throws ball at her face and makes her cry in front of everyone"

by ....bully December 9, 2019

Felix jordan

A man with a small willy and no friends

Felix jordan has a small willy

by Bigggg willly mannn November 8, 2020

Jordan, Minnesota

Small town in rural Minnesota around 45 minutes southwest of Minneapolis. Came to light in the early eighties when several of the town's adults were swept up in a case of satanic child sexual abuse, as well as a song by Noise Rockers Big Black about the above mentioned incidents.

Jordan, Minnesota has a dark history.

by GaaraoftheDamned September 29, 2012

Jordan Cunningham

Jordan Cunningham is a YouTuber who constantly gives Euphoria vibes. He is almost too obsessed with TikTok and club penguin. He has an unhealthy obsession with bulk packs of mini babys. His parents were probably giraffes due to his extremely long ass neck.

Friend: Have you seen this new YouTuber?
Me: No. Who is it?
Friend: His name is Jordan Cunningham
Me: Oh, cool.

by Dancer1234567890 April 12, 2020

jordan ott

he is my dad.....

That is it.... He is my jordan ott

by dytfugiyfugh October 3, 2018

Jordan River

A river right next Jordan and israel. Not many know this but it is the place where Jesus Christ was baptized. It flows off in to the dead sea.

someone 1: hey have you been to jordan river?
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.

by mk614 December 23, 2011

Michael Jordan

The only athlete in history to say his own name when he lets off that incredible jump shot

Announcer: Jordan come's up from the left hand side of the arc, jukes to the top of the key, FADE'S AWAY!

Michael Jordan: JORDAN!!!!

Announcer: MJ is money yet again

by edgepotato January 14, 2007