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Book Jockey

A word that typically means nerd. But you can use it as a way to describe someone as annoying as shit. Just imagine the most annoying person you know. That’s a book jockey.
*Kid Talks*
You: Shut the fuck you punk ass book jockey.
by IDurfedYoMom September 25, 2019
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Nob jockey

1. A person who rides the sausage like their life depends on it.

2. A derogatory term used to insinuate somebody is a rampant homosexual.
1. Mate she is a right nob jockey. Rode me all night like I was a thorough bred at the grand national.

2. Look at that nob jockey with his collar up like he thinks he's Eric Fuckin' Cantona.
by TheRealSampy May 30, 2016
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Cum Jockey

Damn she can ride a horse really well, I bet she’s a cum jockey
by Quite fdbwjj October 20, 2019
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nonsensical jockey

A person who, at the peak of a tough situation, offers an idea that couldn't possibly ever help anyone in anyway. This idea could also cause more problems and create a worse situation.
In the office the printer has caught fire. John comes over and says "Why don't we all throw paper on it to put it out?"
John would be considered a nonsensical jockey in this situatuon because his idea couldn't possibly help and may make matters worse.
by halolord64513 April 29, 2008
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Elephant Jockey

Person from a far eastern country that rides elephants or uses them to make a living during the normal course of their life in their native country.
Man that elephant jockey from the far east is so backwards he is messing up my business.
by OG Dog March 1, 2018
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Knob-jockey

What is that?
It’s a knob-jockey
by Valletta Miles February 22, 2019
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Knob Jockey

A.K.A. Alan Scott, currently resident of Dorchester
That bloke as a Scotty
by Anonymous May 2, 2003
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