jake hollister

Chubby little bastard who smells of shit and has a hot mum

Hey look all the burgers are gone, it must have been a Jake hollister

by Jake’s fat June 29, 2021

Jake Goodman

a funny, quiet guy who gives good rides in bed and therefore is sometimes referred to as a cowboy. A guy who is fun to talk to in person but sometimes is boring to text. has yummy popsicles that are great to lick when it gets hot. also has a huge dick and brags about it all the time. is quiet but can be very cocky at times

girl #1: "omigod, last night was so amazing"
girl #2: "girrrlll, how did it go??"
girl #1: "he gave such a good ride, what a Jake Goodman"

by poopface123 July 24, 2012

Jake Stevens

One of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Dislikes snow. Loves the cold. Easy to fall in love with. Accepts you for who you are, overall lovely guy.

Extremely amazing, once he's in your life, you wont want him to leave it. Really cool. Has an amazing taste in music!

I love you <3

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Sup?
Jake Stevens: EAT MY SANDWICH

by weird strange person girlthang December 4, 2011

Jake Davis

a fucking bitch that likes to steal my best friend! he also likes to send booty pics...💦🍑

dylan sends booty videos of Jake Davis

by eatyoass January 17, 2019

Jake of Enhypen

Jake (제이크) is a member of the boy group ENHYPEN. Jake is known for his Australian accent that ENGENE can't stop listening to. There are literally so many reasons to love him <3

Jake is like a puppy

I love Jake :)

"Hey, do you know Jake?"
"who ?"
"Jake of Enhypen <3"

by poo poo head #3 February 21, 2022

Jake Cinninger

Best guitarist you havent heard of, with the exception of Tim Reynolds.. Jake plays in the band Umphrey's McGee, a touring band, plays hundreds of shows a year, and very quality musicianship.

go listen to Umphrey's McGee, Jake Cinninger will melt your fucking face off.

by dmbumphreak July 22, 2009

Jake Paul

A very stupid person!

you are Jake Paul, and you are very stupid!

by LordPeanut September 13, 2017