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Junkie

Somebody with the worst kept secret drug habit.
If the guy people had called a junkie 10 years ago had been any good at keeping his drug habit hidden from family or anybody else, nobody would have ever known he was a junkie at the time (or known about the extent of his drug use).
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
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False Junkie

Someone who talks about using drugs, but has never actually used any.
Example: People who say 'I'm a crackhead', but show no symptoms of being on crack are false junkies.
Jerry: I'M A CRACKHEAD!!
Tom: You haven't used any before you false junkie.
by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. April 20, 2020
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Ketamine Junkie

A person who is rather crazy and loves sacrificing to the blood gods.
Person 1: IM A KETAMINE JUNKIE!
Person 2: Based.
by Ketamine Junkie May 13, 2022
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Trip Junkie

Someone constantly planning relatively short-duration (3-14 days) trips, fixates on the details of an upcoming or potential trip, relentlessly looks at future trip area via satellite and street view imagery.
My trip junkie coworker is on his computer google-earthing his next trip
by Slopefox October 17, 2022
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Funky Gym Junkie

During intercourse with a lady and/or man who regularly works out, insert your penis and/or dildo into a tub of protein and then, re insert it into the anus or vagina.
I gave her a funky gym junkie on Friday night.
by Brokeback Mountaineer January 6, 2023
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pint junkie

a person who takes a minimum of 2 pints of alcohol every time they go to a bar
I was once a pint junkie, but no longer
by Sexydimma May 24, 2015
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Psychic Junky

Coined from an unpublished manuscript from nanowrimo 2021, a psychic junky hops from fortune teller to fortune teller, psychic to psychic, astrologer to astrologer, medium to medium, and tarot reader to tarot reader or returning repeatedly to the same “fortune-teller” in search of confirmation biases or to deal with unresolved grief often blowing all their money on these “fortune tellers”while neglecting their very real responsibilities like electric bills and rent or mortgage. They very rarely take responsibility for their lives and turn over control to the whims of others.
Karen saw that psychic like 100 times this past year and still owes back rent. She’s a psychic junky.
by M.Valenteine January 29, 2024
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