jizz shooter

someone who masterbates more than 5 times a day

god my semi friend is such a jizz shooter

by #batman69 August 15, 2017

Flubber Jizz

This is much like Jizz but it is not quite. It has a jelitan like consistancy and if you blew it toward a wall from the errect penis it may very well bounce back.

Damn man, I flubber jizzed in my bathroom the other night, it bounced off the wall and went threw the window.

by Dude who kows things February 25, 2012

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NOUN

Contests involving teenage boys and young men in all male settings (prison, military) where ranking is determined by who ejaculates the furthest.

They call him "Straight Shooter" 'cuz he always gits it up and shoots it furthest in the jizz gaymz.

by Urbane Myth May 2, 2012

air jizz

When you jerk off so many times in one day that you jizz air because you ran out of cum.

I jerked it so much I had an air jizz

by Small dick chase April 23, 2020

Ghost Jizz

When you ejaculate in a condom while having sex. No semen is in the condom but you know it was there.

"Do you want to eat me out"
"No, there is ghost jizz in there."

by The MC Mc June 17, 2017

satan's jizz

A large amount is bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat.

Shaqueena: gimme dat nut
D'Yarrell: yea baby take my juice
Shaqueena: that burns like Satan's jizz.
D'Yarrell: some penisillin will help later.

by Satansjizz June 7, 2014

anal jizz

when your doctor hates you and routes your urethra to your ass so you now jizz out of your ass.

thanks to my doctor i now have anal jizz

by A_001 June 3, 2017