midnight

1- 12AM.
2- The middle of the nighttime (night).

Midnight.

by Çyndry October 25, 2025

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Midnight Mongrel

Dark skinned individual sneaking through the dark of the night, getting into all sorts of Felonies and Gang Activity.

watch out on your way home there’s midnight mongrels all around this area!

by GooberJigga March 30, 2025

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midnight labia

The dark, damp, old penny tasting lady part that seems to not have been washed for days.

"I went to go down on Sue, but man she has such a bad case on Midnight Labia....it was like a mouthful of hot wet old pennies!"

by Hugaboom August 7, 2016

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MIDNIGHT

horror, nightmare,blood god, dax fan, MIDNIGHT is the definition of psycho

MIDNIGHT monster is coming for you

by Blueeyedphyscho June 27, 2023

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Midnight Hotel

A hotel with very basic beds installed into the building. They can sleep 50 people. They have exemplary security staff.

I was driving from Madison, Wisconsin to Alexandria, Virginia so I rested at a midnight hotel.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

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Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.

Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”

Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”

Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”

by DonnyDancer47 December 9, 2021

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