A biddies’ Christmas

Merry Christmas ⛄🎁❄ all you mistleHOES!! 💏🌿 I'm tryna be on that 🙈 good ish 🔯 but it's the 🙌 holla-day eve 🎄 and u best BELIEVE ✝⛪ it's bouta b 🌟 LITTY 🕎 Did u put dat ass 🍑 on the fat man's lap?! 🎅😏 or were you a naughty 😈 little elf this year??? 😝 Either way he's got a BIG 😍 package 🎁 for you to unwrap 👅🍆💦 Send 📲💕🔊 this text 🔔 to 5⃣ holly jolly ♥💚 hoes 😇 if you want their christmas 🎄 to sleigh!! 💁💅 If not ur stocking 🙀 won't get stuffed 💦💦 until next year!! ➡📆 If you get 🔟 back 📩⏪ you're santa's little slut! 😝😻🙌

Our Holiday better be A biddies’ Christmas

by ⚠️💘😋😋🥰🎄 December 21, 2021

Christmas stick

A dick that has been turned into into a candy cane with peppermint lube.

You've been good all year girl; time to take a lick of this Christmas stick.

by idrathernotpod November 28, 2017

Christmas Sac

Definition sourced during Spring, 2017

A sack of mixed party goods; somus and lotus.

Methamphetamine, and greens, loud.

I got two quarters; I need that Christmas Sac @ 20/20 vision.

by Tweak Station April 2, 2019

christmas stomp

A christmas stomp is when someone dressed up as santa puts candy canes in a midget's mouth then curb stomps them.

Jerry: How did you straighten up the little fucker?
Phil: I gave him the good ol christmas stomp!

by Koala Terrorist October 25, 2018

Christmas crap

Christmas stuff in general: decorations, wrapping paper, ornaments, and so on.

Take all that Christmas crap back to the basement!

by Tiernan47 August 5, 2022

Corporate Christmas

That time between Halloween and Thanksgiving when corporations start promoting holiday products or using the winter holidays as a marketing device. This only applies to before Thanksgiving, afterwards is the Christmas season.

Jerry: Oh, it must be Corporate Christmas, they started taking out the Santa inflatables.

by AB365 November 20, 2021

Jesus Christmas

Jesus Christ for those hardcore catholics/christians who have NO BALLS and will not seriously take the lords name in vain

"Jesus Christmas i dropped my fone in the pool"

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008