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phantom phone

when vibrations are felt or ringing are heard when one is without cellphone or cellphone is silenced.
AH! I felt my phone vibrate against my leg. .. except i have no phone in my pocket. . !!! THE PHANTOM PHONE!
by drewskizzle March 28, 2009
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Phone duck

Someone Who Sits on the phone with you randomly quacking about total nothing-ness and usless information.
Andrew: "man i just got off the phone with her, Sheesh total phone duck."
by Matrixhouse February 19, 2011
mugGet the Phone duckmug.

drinking and phoning

to talk on the phone drunk whilist drunk and talking nonsense while speaking nonsense.
I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning, the fast food place laughed at my order, and nothing arrived
by im not a mouse April 19, 2008
mugGet the drinking and phoningmug.

phone leg

When your legs falls asleep from sitting on the shitter for too long fucking with your smartphone.
After sitting on the john for twenty minutes liking memes on social media: "Damn I have phone leg, I'm gonna stumble around like an intoxicated giraffe while I'm trying to wipe."
by gnstrlove November 22, 2016
mugGet the phone legmug.

phone virginity

You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.
a. Hey, do you want to lose your phone virginity.
b. Yes, lets have phone sex.
by Epic_Stoner April 10, 2015
mugGet the phone virginitymug.

Boner Phone

An expression used when one unexpectedly encounters something especially stupid or ridiculous out of their control. The person mimics a ringing noise, pretends to answer a pantomimed phone and says, "it's the boner phone, and it's for you."
after finishing the hunger games series "Ring, ring! It's the boner phone, and it's for you."
by vistalover August 20, 2012
mugGet the Boner Phonemug.

Phone sex

Phone sex is when Two or more people are on a call, pretending they are having sex. Both people {masturbate} and pretend it is their S.O. They usually decide a location where they want to have sex and describe VERY DETAILED things they want to do to the other person (people) This includes lots of moaning and sexual related sounds
(A man and woman having phone sex)
Woman: Oh babe, I’m so wet! Oh yea!!

Man: Oh yeahhh!! This pussy is so good! Oo oh

Woman: Oh my goodness, yes daddy! I’m about to cum! fuck me harder baby!! Mmmhhh uh uh ohhh yesss mm ohh ohh yeaaa
by AmazingReals March 21, 2019
mugGet the Phone sexmug.

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