when vibrations are felt or ringing are heard when one is without cellphone or cellphone is silenced.
AH! I felt my phone vibrate against my leg. .. except i have no phone in my pocket. . !!! THE PHANTOM PHONE!
by drewskizzle March 28, 2009

Someone Who Sits on the phone with you randomly quacking about total nothing-ness and usless information.
by Matrixhouse February 19, 2011

I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning, the fast food place laughed at my order, and nothing arrived
by im not a mouse April 19, 2008

After sitting on the john for twenty minutes liking memes on social media: "Damn I have phone leg, I'm gonna stumble around like an intoxicated giraffe while I'm trying to wipe."
by gnstrlove November 22, 2016

by Epic_Stoner April 10, 2015

An expression used when one unexpectedly encounters something especially stupid or ridiculous out of their control. The person mimics a ringing noise, pretends to answer a pantomimed phone and says, "it's the boner phone, and it's for you."
by vistalover August 20, 2012

Phone sex is when Two or more people are on a call, pretending they are having sex. Both people {masturbate} and pretend it is their S.O. They usually decide a location where they want to have sex and describe VERY DETAILED things they want to do to the other person (people) This includes lots of moaning and sexual related sounds
(A man and woman having phone sex)
Woman: Oh babe, I’m so wet! Oh yea!!
Man: Oh yeahhh!! This pussy is so good! Oo oh
Woman: Oh my goodness, yes daddy! I’m about to cum! fuck me harder baby!! Mmmhhh uh uh ohhh yesss mm ohh ohh yeaaa
Woman: Oh babe, I’m so wet! Oh yea!!
Man: Oh yeahhh!! This pussy is so good! Oo oh
Woman: Oh my goodness, yes daddy! I’m about to cum! fuck me harder baby!! Mmmhhh uh uh ohhh yesss mm ohh ohh yeaaa
by AmazingReals March 21, 2019
