The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.
"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."
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Get the Horn Dogged Beast is Dangle Nosed mug.Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
and
- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
and
- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
Example sentence:
Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:
"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"
Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:
"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"
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Throw the Jew down the Well. So my country can be free. You must grab him by his horns. Then we have a big party.
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