google map hobo

Someone who is lost but not wanting to be found; may be under the influence of alcohol or street drugs-that for the most part of their time, during the day and night, spend walking city streets of cities in random locations throughout the world using Google Map-particularly, the street level cam option.

Bob was my best friend, until he started spending more time traveling on his computer with Google Map as a Google Map Hobo. He would much rather be "somewhere" else wandering aimlessly in some foreign city, than with me getting drunk in the bar.

by d.e.m.o. October 11, 2014

Hoboed

The taking of an item (usually of low cost) in order to survive.

"I hoboed off with a jar of peanut butter for dinner this week."

by Polly Histor December 14, 2021

Hobo Spike

An approximately 2' long piece of metal/spike, which hobos use to pry open a freight-train boxcar so that they can "hop a train" (i.e. illegally ride a freight-train to the hobo's destination).

Sammy's hobo spike not only opens boxcar doors, it also opens cans of beans and cans of beer!

by F. Badger September 15, 2019

hobo famous

Someone who becomes well known for there hobo antics.
Popularity is thin and far spread. Can be a drunk, artist, musician, street kid, gypsy, traveler, etc.

Kelly preforms as a mime in the street where ever she travels to.

Shes become well known/remembered in several community's.
She is hobo famous.

by monkeyowl December 28, 2010

Hobo's bagpipes

Gutter whore who not unlike the bagpipes getting filled with air gets blown full of nasty hobo semen. A little squeeze and horrible sounds and of course semen will project outwards.

Damn what happened to you at that Phis concert you smell like a Hobo's bagpipes!

by Jackal178 January 6, 2023

Hobo niche

Small section of space where a person with no permanent residence is temporarily squatting.

We have a homeless friend staying under the stairs in the hobo niche.

by RainbowTaaiilll November 16, 2013

Hobo Blowjob

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.

Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."

"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."

by happyjacks December 17, 2012