Holy Diver

Combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time.

The Holy Diver is a combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time. Gets you the best red eye, im serial literally your whole eye will go bloodshot red, no white at all. Think being high, times ten. Careful not for lightweights and/or pussies that cant hold their cum. Start off with a weak joint and work your way up.

by warlock230 December 15, 2010

holy shoes

Another form of saying, "Holy Shit!"

Holy shoes... your dog just crapped all over the carpet!

by LindzW July 20, 2005

holy shit

what the priest said to the nun when she announced that she was Jewish!

"I have a announcement to make, I'm Jewish"
"HOLY SHIT!''

by goooomer December 18, 2004

Holy Frijoles

Getting down on your knees while your woman is standing up, sitting on the edge of the bed/in a chair and proceeding to l worship(holy) her clit(bean/frijole) with your tongue(&fingers,viberator,etc... )

"I'm going to worship your bean like it'sbthe second coming of Christ... I'll treat it like it's a Holy Frijole"

"I wont stop with the cunnilingus until I hear you scream 'holy frijoles!"

by CriZzLvsSkorT June 3, 2020

Holy Flerkinschmidt!

Holy flerkinschmidt is used as an exclamation to show surprise as a diversion to cursing.

Holy flerkinschmidt! You guys are idiots!

by JetForce November 28, 2004

Holy Snippers

A word coined (made up) by YouTube video group AJizzle93 ProductionsYou usually use when something surprising happens. Check out the example.

(Ninja pops out of a bus)
Kid: Holy Snippers!
Kid: Who are you?
Ninja: I am the king of martial arts

by AJizzle93 Productions August 21, 2007

Holy Trinity

A group of 3 people

person 1: Have you heard what Doamna Braga said to Patricia, Catalina and Nikita?
person 2: Yea, she called them the Holy Trinity.
person 1: Wow, I thought she was christian!

by cheesecakehater101 January 4, 2019