by Cocothehobo January 20, 2020
A carnivorous plant that's expected to have stripes but comes out lime green with zero characteristics.
by Texan509 September 26, 2023
by Cutie pie 100 June 11, 2022
Hobos are helpful and wise. Hobos have a loose network of friends that they run into randomly. Nothing beats a party that ensues from the random meeting of two hobo friends. The meeting is rich with stories, genuine respect, as well as opportunities to learn about potential jobs, hazards and boons that may help the hobos in their journeys forward. Hobos don't ask for help and they don't ask for recognition. Hobos happen because of the open society that North America offers. Things like hitchhiking, camping in bush lines, and hiring hobos for odd jobs or short contract work should be protected in order to preserve this special group of freebooters who love the land and all it has to offer.
I first got the idea to hobo after reading the Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn. Since I started being a hobo I have seen many parts of this country and have many jobs that I can work seasonally when it suits me.
by Noneather December 28, 2020
This creature is usually seen prowling the streets in search of postures. He hides in the shadows and waits for an opportune moment to steal a posture. He fails endlessly at this task because of the lack of muscle in his leg area. Even though this particular spesimean has an intelligence quotient of 140, he hasn't realized that he will never succeed in his malicious theft.
Due to having an catastrophically bad posture, this swede feels very bad and insecure about it. Because of this, he attempts, but fails to, cover up his bad posture with the only hoodie he has which happens to be gray. The hobo is poor and homeless, thus having no option but to grow a beard or risk freezing the lower part of his face off during winters.
When he isn't attempting to steal postures he often plays video games. Unfortunately this is where his bad posture comes from, and he only deepens the condition by continuing to spend his time in such an unhealthy manner. He sucks at games and often takes him an above average time to get good at, or finish them.
Due to having an catastrophically bad posture, this swede feels very bad and insecure about it. Because of this, he attempts, but fails to, cover up his bad posture with the only hoodie he has which happens to be gray. The hobo is poor and homeless, thus having no option but to grow a beard or risk freezing the lower part of his face off during winters.
When he isn't attempting to steal postures he often plays video games. Unfortunately this is where his bad posture comes from, and he only deepens the condition by continuing to spend his time in such an unhealthy manner. He sucks at games and often takes him an above average time to get good at, or finish them.
"Oh look, it's the poor postured hobo! M sure to not walk any slower than we already are or he'll catch up to us and steal our postures."
by fellowpagchompuser May 07, 2019
Homeless nomadic workers, who often stowaway on moving trains for mass-transport. Hobo culture has seen a decrease after World War 2, but the counter-culture youth have brought in new generations. Christopher McCandless is a very famous example.
They are different from bums, because they want to and can work odd jobs. Bums typically have addictions or mental problems that affect their functionality in society, so they typically live in sewers or under bridges. Hobos, on the other hand, rarely stay in one place.
They are different from bums, because they want to and can work odd jobs. Bums typically have addictions or mental problems that affect their functionality in society, so they typically live in sewers or under bridges. Hobos, on the other hand, rarely stay in one place.
by Diarrhea Bubble Bath January 21, 2017