farmers purse

A non chalant way of saying cunt in public
Matt you tattery old farmers purse come have a pint with us don't be a cunt
by Dasboot93 October 12, 2017
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farmer brown's cock

Deficating while having anal sex.
To deficate on the penetrating object, be it a penis or any other penetration device or shape.
More specifically, the act refers to a Penis repeatedly penetrating the anal cavity whilst a degree of anal waste it forced out and ejaculation inserted, know as a "Farmer Brown's Cock".
On the way home from the Asian Restaurant, Den suggested that anal sex while deficating would round off a beautiful evening "Don't use the toilet tonight my love, Farmer Brown's Cock is making an appearence."
by DjDenudo December 08, 2016
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moisture farmer

somebody who is, was or always will be jacking off, a.k.a 'farming' the 'moisture'.
don't you reckon mark zuckerberg would be a massive moisture farmer?
by alexisalive.exe May 20, 2023
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Point Farmer

Someone who posts truckloads of juicy internet content (memes, videos, etc) to get internet points in return.
Those meme channels are big point farmers!
by Based Cow December 05, 2021
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Farmer Maggot

Farmer Maggot was a Hobbit farmer who lived in Bamfurlong, which was located in the Marish region of the Shire's Eastfarthing who wields a Scythe and played by Cameron Rhodes.
"Who's your favourite character from Lord of the Rings?"
"Farmer Maggot."
by Short Angry Womann December 01, 2019
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david farmer

this man has the biggest, thickest,hardest dick you could find on a man. he makes females cream there panties just by looking at them
i got that david farmer dick
by Antoine, M June 01, 2019
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Mr. Farmer

a teacher who doesn’t know how to control any kids. he also has a dumpy that people point out all the time
“Mr. Farmer is the best teacher, mostly because he has a fatty
by kid u don’t knoe April 30, 2022
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