I think that guy is a fruit of the loom, he was staring at you the whole time you were at the urinal
by Tomas23 August 22, 2011

following the stench of fruit tea will usually lead you to a scottish woman on the highest floor. Fruit tea is also usually the reason people are always late, leaving others to sit on a cold floor. fruit tea is also accompanied by the sound if keys
by aaron.charlotte March 22, 2008

Fruit bat: noun:
1. A bat that hangs in trees, making it look like a piece of fruit. This works as camouflage to protect against potential predators.
2. A crazy person who has eaten so much fruit, they now look like a plump juicy piece of fruit, and have an odd urge to take a nibble.
1. A bat that hangs in trees, making it look like a piece of fruit. This works as camouflage to protect against potential predators.
2. A crazy person who has eaten so much fruit, they now look like a plump juicy piece of fruit, and have an odd urge to take a nibble.
1.
A: Look at the fruit tree!
B: No, that tree has been dead for awhile, those are definitely fruit bats.
2.
A: I saw a rather plump man holding a peach and licking his fingers a bit too much.
B: Totally a fruit bat.
A: Look at the fruit tree!
B: No, that tree has been dead for awhile, those are definitely fruit bats.
2.
A: I saw a rather plump man holding a peach and licking his fingers a bit too much.
B: Totally a fruit bat.
by bpepps April 13, 2011

a fruit bat is when you delicately (so not to damage the fragile mammal) blindfold your lover w/ your extremely streched balls.
by Anonymous July 30, 2003

A homosexual orgy.
by foy_45 April 1, 2004

by 84boy November 13, 2004

John-Damn that guy looks like a snack!
Josh- I'm pretty sure he's gay.
John- Damn I guess you could say he's a fruit snack!
Josh- I'm pretty sure he's gay.
John- Damn I guess you could say he's a fruit snack!
by Jonathan Navarrete May 2, 2018
