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How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.
Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2025
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your did it

A really freaking silly drawing of a star in which the text "your did it" is written in comic sans, half of the text is outside
your did it
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WHY DID U REDEEM IT!!

This phrase originated from a youtube video about scambaiting a Indian scammer, by the youtuber Kitboga.
Its usually used to make fun of Indians and thier accent.
person 1 :"Guys dis chair is so com-for-table" in a Indian accent
person 2: "com-for-table? Do You also want butter chickin? WHY DID U REDEEM IT!!" all in a Indian accent
by Mename2.0 March 11, 2025
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Why did you look this up?

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did it like leo!

when someone does something in a classy, superior, high-class and stylish way
Paul: yo, did you just see that guy buy & drink that entire bottle of Dom Perignon?
Roger: yea, my man just did it like leo!
by Eric Stefan-Larson June 5, 2024
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i did the urban dictionary name thing im sorry!!!

I was one of the ppl thinking I have to show of the definition of my name from Urban dictionary it seems to be a cringe move and I'm sorry
look at him, putting "I did the urban dictionary name thing im sorry!!!" in his story, he deserves to die
by yung_cringelord November 25, 2021
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Why did you look this up?

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