That moment when you realize you're never going to meet Richie Tozier because he's a fictional character
by adetozier January 4, 2021

by LazerJesus February 22, 2021

The name assigned to the second great economic depression, started in 2008, so as to differentiate it from the one which spanned the late 1920’s to the mid/late 1930’s. This huge economic disaster began during the term of the criminal George W. Bush (W = worst). The roots of the Bush Depression can be traced to the Republican deregulatory, “voo-doo economic” policies initiated under Ronald Reagan, continued by subsequent Republicans, and brought to a head by Bush's twisted regime. This greed-based house of cards finally collapsed, sending the U.S. economy into turmoil.
by trimmers March 6, 2009

A Reddit Copypasta saying "I'm deeply depressed. I don't find anything in life worth living. I'm tired of the endless cycle of getting up in the morning to do nothing. I don't know what to do anymore because frankly its driving me insane. I wake up, and i want to die. Nobody in my life knows anything about this and I'm afraid of telling them because i don't want to risk getting sent back to a mental hospital. I cant tell anybody and its burning me up inside. I'm done everybody. Goodbye." It's meant to parody people who keep posting about theyr depression online mostly doing it for attention and "sympathy"
Rebecca: I'm deeply depressed, I just have noone to talk t-
Niall: Shut the fuck up rebecca you keep talking about this shit everytime we go outside. We wont invite you anymore if you keep being such an annoying twat.
Niall: Shut the fuck up rebecca you keep talking about this shit everytime we go outside. We wont invite you anymore if you keep being such an annoying twat.
by akselly March 12, 2021

A state of depression induced by pressing the square right next to the one you meant to press, resulting in a lost game. (often experienced when playing minesweeper on a touchscreen)
Max: "How's your game going?"
Uldis: "Aarrghhr *facepalm*
Max: "Aww dude, are you going to have a minesweeper depression?"
Uldis: "Aarrghhr *facepalm*
Max: "Aww dude, are you going to have a minesweeper depression?"
by mx781 October 12, 2011

The tragic look on someone's face when they have been let down by someone else and fall into a spiral of unhappy emotions which often leads to a depressed look.
A: That guy at that table over there looks seriously upset.
B: He's probably been stood up and is facing Beckham Depression.
A: That man's gun accidentally went off and shot someone in the face. He's facing a life sentence and has been clinically diagnosed with Beckham Depression.
B: He's probably been stood up and is facing Beckham Depression.
A: That man's gun accidentally went off and shot someone in the face. He's facing a life sentence and has been clinically diagnosed with Beckham Depression.
by xAJBx June 24, 2010

As people gets older, the upcoming looming birthday triggers a series of depression related to aging, lack of accomplishment, unhappiness.
by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 1, 2016
