smurf cream

a word that can be used for anything but no matter what you use it for it will always doing sexual

will you give me some of your smurf cream

by smurf cream man September 5, 2020

cream stone

When you take your penis and cream on her face through an Ice Cream Cone.

Bro1: Where you with kelly last night?

Bro2: Yeah man, totally gave her a "cream stone."

Bro1: Nice...

by thatguy024 February 22, 2014

Proscenium Cream

The rush of adrenaline and or endorphines from performing a show on stage

"Oh how i long for that Proscenium Cream"

"4 months of work just for that sweet sweet bit of proscenium cream"

by Thicc lord 4000 August 18, 2023

The Boston Cream

The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down

Guy walks into the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”

by Annib March 4, 2022

Sad Cream

This act happens when you ejaculate to very low quality porn involving morbidly obese women.

The night after Jason lost his job he experienced a sad cream.

by _Einherjar March 11, 2021

detroit cream

When 3 or more guy eat each others cum

The guys had a detroit cream.

by Theraven294 May 17, 2018

ice cream

A gift bestowed upon us mortals by the almighty God. It is the sole reason for existence on this earth.

Grandma: okay kids, what treat do you want?

Kids: ICE CREAM BIATCH!

by someneatstuff July 26, 2020