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Covid Jail

Hey man you wanna go out?”

“Nah, I’m in Covid jail, bro”
by WonderBlox May 10, 2022
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covid missed one

Something you say or yell at or about some nimrod whose existence in the universe is a net counterproductive event.
As I drove past this nimrod who was on his cellphone in the left lane of Interstate 25, driving ten miles below the speed limit, I shook my head and muttered "covid missed one."
by BadDogSprocket September 10, 2022
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Covid Brain 🧠

While/After having COVID-19.. being droggy and forgetting things that are simple, and not remembering simple things.
Karen what the hell are you doing?! You forgot the keys to your car again?

“Sorry common case of my Covid Brain 🧠..”
by AlexRose16-18 February 22, 2023
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Copitalism

Copitalism is when cops are the owners of the means of production. So instead of capitalism where private enterprises own means of production, in Copitalism the police own all businesses
Teacher: “So my students, you all know capitalism and socialism right? We’ll get ready for…. Copitalism”

*all the students clap and cheer*
by Bluburry February 26, 2023
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Covid-1943

A new variant of the Covid-19 virus originating from those who dosed at Tippers April 19th bicycle day set and refuse to take off their tnf wristband even though its been over 4 years
Dude i wish i could make it to tnf-5 but i still have covid-1943
by Spuntard May 12, 2023
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colida247

me everywhere check my Twitter @Colida247 it will brighten your day or check my c.ai @Colida247 to ruin your day.
Person 1: "need to find a dkbk retweeter who DIDN'T block me."
Person 2: "Unless you're a Coca Cola hater, I recommend to you @Colida247. Don't look at her c.ai though because that's what she uses to make really dark stories about a drug addicted pedo Deku."
Person 1: "I will join the FBI now thank you very much."
Person 2: "I hate you. The FBI are counts and now you're one too."
by [redacted fool is here] July 12, 2023
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Covid degree

To state that you have a college degree on the topic you are debating with someone while being completely wrong about said topic.

During the Covid-19 Pandemic, many students were either given automatic passing grades or failing a class wasn't counted against you. This practice ended up letting students pass classes they shouldn't have or even end up graduating despite not meeting requirements that would otherwise be required had there not been a pandemic.
Person 1: "As someone with a Master's Degree in history from Harvard, only 1 million people died in the Holocaust."
Person 2: "Oh, so you got a Covid Degree."
by MrGandry September 18, 2023
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