by 69sizedd January 25, 2018
Get the cooper rossmug. 
Ultra chad who is usually fucking your mom. Really good at every steam game and despises anime. Global Elite in Cs:Go, top frags every match, never makes a mistake.
by Ravi October 26, 2020
Get the Coopermug. Cooper well most known for being the name of a lovable dog can also be the name of the type of guy made to be a golden retriever boyfriend.
He’s sweet, funny, smart, cozy, and content with being a homebody. Because of his comfortable nature and physical touch love language he loves being with people. This means he has a difficult time being without a girlfriend and moves on quickly after breakups but deeply enjoys being in a long term relationship where he feels safe, and makes it his mission to make a woman feel like she has someone to rely on and cares deeply for her safety. He is capable of making people feel welcome into every conversation, able to talk to anyone from different types of people groups and find common ground.
He likes to challenge your beliefs but you’ll be able to learn more about yourself through it, whether or not it was originally an angry conversation.
He’s sweet, funny, smart, cozy, and content with being a homebody. Because of his comfortable nature and physical touch love language he loves being with people. This means he has a difficult time being without a girlfriend and moves on quickly after breakups but deeply enjoys being in a long term relationship where he feels safe, and makes it his mission to make a woman feel like she has someone to rely on and cares deeply for her safety. He is capable of making people feel welcome into every conversation, able to talk to anyone from different types of people groups and find common ground.
He likes to challenge your beliefs but you’ll be able to learn more about yourself through it, whether or not it was originally an angry conversation.
by Happlily November 24, 2021
Get the Coopermug. this is peyton cooper for ya. u won’t like him in the beginning, u will most likely think he’s gay. u will be the love of his life for a while until he is determined to stick his tiny penis in every hole on ur body. nothing can make him happy except i quick sucky but don’t worry it’s not that hard if it’s 3 inches!! lose ur virginity to him? it doesn’t count if it’s under 3 inches! he is 5 feet tall and has a stutter. he will stop loving u and then ask u for anal 2 months after breaking up. u get sick after kissing him because he most likely hasent brushed his teeth in two weeks. he smells like pickles and likes to deepthroat them in his spare time. he acts like he hates his exes then goes back when he realizes no one wants a dick that small. he watches grinch porn and fucks his stuffed animal. he is well known as pickle boy and has one friend that he’s gay for. he can’t spell or even talk. ur parents will hate him and ur mom will ask if he’s even hit puberty yet. and don’t u worry the food stuck in his braces just makes making out with him a joy. don’t fall for a peyton cooper he doesn’t cut his pubes.
everybody in seneca valley school district- who tf is peyton cooper
me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?
me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?
by thatspicything April 23, 2019
Get the peyton coopermug. Cooper has a very big dick and gets all the bitches people mistake him for the best person in the world he has so many friends and is never lonely
Cooper is the best
by Cooper-Has-A-Big-Dick April 20, 2022
Get the Coopermug. It is a fat fuck head who has no dick, and wishes he could have sex without any girl not complaining about how small his dick is. He is also having a bonner, but nobady sees it because it goes -10 inches.
by Nigga with a big dick September 10, 2023
Get the Coopermug.