Talkshow-like reference to when someone arbitrarily talks far too much/too long. Wasting time chatting, bullshiting, or arguing. Unnecessarily long conversation, irrelevant conversation, or just general flatulence of the mouth.
in satire: One who sits on a talk show "Clutching they're coffee and lecturing an audience".
in satire: One who sits on a talk show "Clutching they're coffee and lecturing an audience".
(security personnel radio chatter)
SecurityGuard1: david 5 to david 1... you've got a pretty mouth.......
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.......david 5 to david 1.... smile like a donut for me....
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SecurityGuard2: David 5, go do something constructive, this is'nt a fucking coffee clutch.
SecurityGuard1: david 5 to david 1... you've got a pretty mouth.......
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.......david 5 to david 1.... smile like a donut for me....
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SecurityGuard2: David 5, go do something constructive, this is'nt a fucking coffee clutch.
by theNEWROMANTIMES February 07, 2010
by hiphugger09 May 10, 2010
A type of diarrhea. Specifically, it's the kind of diarrhea you get from eating at a taco wagon or Mexican restaurant.
I'm not feeling so good, I just ate at the Taco Truck and got a serious case of Tortilla Coffee.
or
I had some Carnitas at the new "Lustrio Taqueria" and now I'm making Tortilla Coffee :(
or
I had some Carnitas at the new "Lustrio Taqueria" and now I'm making Tortilla Coffee :(
by Caleb The Fly December 19, 2012
Any unorthodox or non-clearly identifiable source of coffee. If one is able to produce coffee without visiting the nearest coffee shop and without the aid of a coffee maker, there may be a coffee goblin involved.
by Yrmeje Ewebi December 19, 2017
by kissedbythedarkness_ April 20, 2019
The unattractive, thick, and oversweetened leftover substance found at the bottom of a empty coffee container that is often sold at most cheap corner stores, fast food joints ect.
After a long, hard day at work billy relaxed and enjoyed a cheap coffee until he was hit with a straight shot of coffee jiz at the bottom of the cup which he and many others find distasteful, and wondered why businesses still sereved such gross shit.
by Nick is dope September 10, 2007
In a small office of people eager for their mid-morning coffee, participants must weigh up their strong desire for caffeine against the burden of being the first to break, becoming the Coffee Chicken.
The Coffee Chicken must take complex orders, deal with handfuls of loose change, return with trays of coffee and deal with never ending complaints & commentary from those who showed greater strength of character.
The Coffee Chicken must take complex orders, deal with handfuls of loose change, return with trays of coffee and deal with never ending complaints & commentary from those who showed greater strength of character.
by Coffee Chicken September 18, 2008