empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.

The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???

by QuacksO December 8, 2018

Carrot Cake Slaps

The kind of slaps you give someone when they only have carrot cake

“Oh, I had to give Breff some carrot cake slaps when he told me what was for dessert.”

by Zwaps December 10, 2018

Milk the Carrot

When a ginger haired person masturbates. As their ginger pubes are similar to that of the color of a carrot.

Person 1: "Cameron's gone home early from the party"
Person 2: "Bet that red heads gone home to milk the carrot"

by Con con July 22, 2017

id carrot that

i would guide that/lead that or i will help you with that.

positively entertaining :)

boy: i want to go to college but i'm not sure how
guidance counselor: id carrot that

by wrong.youre.dumb July 28, 2017

carrot filling

Carrot filling is when you take a bag of baby carrots and put a carrot in every hoLe of your body for pleasure. Nose, ears, butt (no exception) the act of the carrots filling your body gives you huge amounts of pleasure

"I told Becky I was into carrot filling, and the next time she came over to smash she brought a bag of baby carrots, I knew that night was going to be so hot"

by Brookzie April 18, 2018

carrot licker

basically same thing as a dick eater just sounds a lot cooler lol. carrot lickers r always cool tho.

my bud mason gauthier likes carrots therefore he is a carrot licker ... 🥕 👅

by meboobaby March 10, 2019

Hold the carrots

Referring to the reference in rice pilaf meaning when sending nudes they will be kept without any clothes at all. Also related Hold the carrots

John to Jerry: "I got some rice pilaf last night hold the carrots tho, nobody likes the carrots."

by InsertCleverWord March 15, 2019