Canadian taxi

When you call a cab in Canada and give the driver maple syrup and poutine on Canada day

Me and my buddy did a Canadian taxi this Canada day and the driver drove us for free!

by Pineapple6685 August 26, 2022

Canadian Donation

Removing the testicles of another person and giving/feeding them to a goose

"I gave Dave a canadian donation because he slept with my wife!"

by Zump_chan June 13, 2023

canadian stuffing

When your Canadian friend's mom slaves over a lavish basted Goose roast for all her sons friends (her lovers) then picks a random ass to shove it bulb-deep without washing it.

Yo! Canadian Thanksgiving was wild at the Hiro household. Too bad my ass drew the short straw for the Canadian Stuffing!

by Inglorious Face May 9, 2023

Canadian Gadarr

Global Disaster Akshay Kumar's Canadian Gadarr Magnum opus Kesari collects 2m $ in overseas , Distributors are forced to sell their undergarments for a living

Canadian Gadarr Kesari collects $2 m in overseas .. epic shame

by begaana_begaani July 22, 2019

Canadian football

A sport similar to american football becuase they both have shared orgins from british rugby football, the main difference is the offense only has 3 downs and the field is longer and wider then an American field, Canadian football fans will argue that 3 downs makes it better becuase it makes it more difficult for the offense, but that's total bullshit becuase the wide receivers are allowed to get a running start before the snap and the defense has to line up 1 yard away from the line of scrimmage, unlike in american football where they line up at the line of scrimmage and the receivers can't get a running start, another strange rule is that a missed field goal that goes into the endzone is ruled a Live ball and anyone can pick it up and run with it and if a ball carrier gets tackled in his own endzone after picking up a missed field goal it scores a 1 point safety called a rouge or single, a rouge can also be scored if a missed field goal goes out of bounds through the back of the endzone

Yo, want to watch the canadian football league grey cup tommorow between the lions and alloutes?

No, I prefer american football and it's 4 down system that makes the offence and defense more balanced.

by stanley yelnats II April 14, 2023

Cries in Canadian

A facetious cry that lacks true empathy.

Dude: OH gawd I just spilled my latte on my new sweater!

Chick: Awww. Quite a shame. **Cries in Canadian**

by Papa Macro January 5, 2023

canadian harvest

When a man has sex with his wife, outside, in the field, while on his tractor, at night.

If you're having trouble finding him, he can often be found at home, having himself a Canadian Harvest

by Sudo_name November 16, 2017