anus cake

slang for shit,turd,poop,crap.
I'll be right back i'm just going to visit the porcelain god to bake an anus cake.
by mark ronaldson February 27, 2008
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Guff cake

When a fart (guff) is caught in the hand and then released into somebody's mouth as a tasty treat.
Mum: "I wish I'd ordered some dessert at the restaurant, i'm still hungry!"
Son: "Don't worry Mum, you can eat this if you like..."
--- Son farts in hand and forces it into his mother's mouth---
Son: "Guff Cake!"
Mum: "Thank you son, I feel much better now"
Son: "That's ok Mum, anytime."
by sumosucker August 01, 2013
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icing the cake

Loading fresh greens (unburnt marijuana) on top of a semi-burnt bowl of weed.
Stoner 1: "Oh yea! Theres a partially bowl in this pipe."

Stoner 2: "Here, throw this little bit of weed ontop".
Stoner 1: "I'm going to call this 'icing the cake' for now on." Stoner 2: "You should put that on urban dictionary!!"
by skunkybud November 11, 2009
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Mangia Cake

Canadian term used by Italians for White People. All they eat or know how to make is Cake. In other words, people who are too preppy and have no flavour or style. Personalities are often bland. Often Skateboarders, Surfers, the French, and any other white person who is non-Italian. The Canadian counter-part to the American term "Merigan".
Bob is such a Mangia Cake.
by fachunka September 10, 2006
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bake a cake

Lets bake a cake before everyone starts showing up to the party
by tomcon5 March 01, 2009
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Beat Cakes

To Have sexual relations with.
Sorry I couldn't answer the phone... I was beatin' cakes.
by Shando January 28, 2004
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cake-hole

Noun. Mouth, i.e. the orifice one ought to be using for eating cake rather than talking shit. From the British slang cakehold, a vulgarity in the 50s or 60s. Now recognized as a very juvenile colloquialism. See also pie-hole.
Shut your cake-hole, or I will shut it for you!
by Jenn Frank September 08, 2005
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