A cream pier is a man associated with the name matt and can cum for substantial amount of time causing you to be covered in jizz.
by King Nick Crompton February 17, 2018
The substance you find in your pubic hair after a long night of sex or masturbation. Vaginal discharge.
by Monikabishop February 19, 2022
by Jsudonym April 28, 2019
by Peepeeharder March 29, 2018
When a man jizzes on the top of someone's head. It has to be sporadic, and can only occur if the recipient says "pretty please" right before climax. Variably, the man can top the creation with a Maraschino cherry.
"Last night, I was raw-dawging this girl, and at the very last second she yells PRETTY PLEASE. So I yanked it out and whip-creamed on the top of her head! I never even knew she liked whipped creaming! I made her call me Louis Pasteur, too."
by masterdarkly January 06, 2014
Bro1: Where you with kelly last night?
Bro2: Yeah man, totally gave her a "cream stone."
Bro1: Nice...
Bro2: Yeah man, totally gave her a "cream stone."
Bro1: Nice...
by thatguy024 February 20, 2014
A feeling of emptiness or emotional blunting, but in an almost uneasy way. As if you’re dissociating, feeling an emotional disconnect between your feelings that you are unable to identify and or have the energy to cope with or “fix” said feelings, which causes a large feeling of dread.
Similar to emotions such as malaise, melancholy, listlessness, and weltschmerz.
Ex:
Person 1: “What’s wrong with Riley lately? She seems really off lately.”
Person 2: “I don’t know, it’s almost like she’s not there..”
Person 3: “Yeah, like she’s cream-colored.”
Similar to emotions such as malaise, melancholy, listlessness, and weltschmerz.
Ex:
Person 1: “What’s wrong with Riley lately? She seems really off lately.”
Person 2: “I don’t know, it’s almost like she’s not there..”
Person 3: “Yeah, like she’s cream-colored.”
by marble.13 August 27, 2023