Cranking

The act of masturbating inside a car that is misfiring or running rough after disconnecting a spark plug wire or coil pack. The person is typically turned on by the vibrating nature of the vehicle then proceeds to rub one out till he runs out of gas or blows his load on the windshield.

I loaned my car to my brother in-law Doug and he brought it back with it running rough with the check engine light on. I asked him what happen? He said oh I forgot to tell you I had a little too much to drink last night and had some fun cranking in your car!

by Gabe Oytoucher September 28, 2023

Crankin the Rusty Wrench

A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins

This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member

“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench”

by JJJETPLANE42069 November 2, 2023

Crackies

The cute little, crack rocks that come in the crack and make the sound of pop rocks candy too

Hurry up with my pipe I need to hit the crackies, I neeèeeed it nowwwwww

by Molly...JPA November 4, 2023

Crackid City

Another name for Rapid City SD a city where 99.9 percent of the population is on crack, meth and fake percs (blues)

I want to move to crackid city because there is not enough meth around in Baltimore

by REMOVE EYES November 22, 2023

Cracklin’ Rosie

A slang term for DMT. Taken from a Neil Diamond song titled Cracklin’ Rosie.

Neil Diamond must have been smoking Cracklin’ Rosie when he wrote that song; clearly lyrics about a Dmt trip.

by Black_History_Month November 23, 2023

cranking stick

Masturbating (as a guy) at 7am after coming home from the afters

A: “dude I didn’t go to sleep till 10am yesterday”
B: “you left afters at 6:30… what were you doing with the rest of the time?”
A: “taking bumps and cranking stick”

by StickCranker March 7, 2024

chacking

To dance in a silly or rambunctious way.

he was chacking with his brother.

by Lord farqaude April 8, 2024