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Coochie Mocha

Coochie Mocha

Noun.
When a girl goes to take a piss after being fucked to hell by her significant other, but the sex was so similar to rape that it caused blood to draw and coagulate instantly, becoming a dark brown fluid that tastes similar to mocha.
Girl: Hey babe, come here and have a taste of my Coochie Mocha
by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 2, 2019
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Coochie bandits

A group of boys with big ass dicks that fuck bitches and party
On me the coochie bandits done stole my bitch
by Fellow coochie bandit September 3, 2019
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Smoked Coochie

When you vape and blow every last bit of the puff into a girls coochie. It only works when the male and female feel a sense of pleasure and is so powerful, the bitch needs to take a pregnancy test ASAP.
"Whatd you have for dinner?"
"Smoked coochie."
"Was it good?"
"Hell yeah!"
by The Big Thicc September 11, 2019
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coochie muffin

a coochie muffin is muffin that comes out of the cooch
yo can i get that coochie muffin or sum girl
by laurynlolol September 12, 2019
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coochie cabbage

Donut Operator's lady friend! AKA Nora
Coochie Cabbage had a good stream.
by OneSexyApe September 8, 2017
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moist coochie

by Mac8477 January 25, 2018
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Coochie paranoia

When you creeping with someone on the low and you think everyone in the circle knows about your coochie.
Person 1: I just so and so’s friend you think he knows about us??
Person 2: NAH
Person 1: you sure? He lookin hella hard
Person 2: Girl you’re just suffering from coochie paranoia.
by The problem_solver May 4, 2018
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