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Noob Choke

Bottling a game at the last possible moment as a consequence of being a newbie in the game and lacking the skills or levelheadedness to follow through.
A friend, let's call him Wout, has never won a game of bowling before. After leading the game since the start, he noob chokes during his final throws, resulting in a loss.
by Toinboer February 13, 2024
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Minnesota choke

An all too familiar collapse when it's crunch time.
The Timberwolves pulled off the Minnesota Choke to a T.
The Vikings invented the Minnesota Choke.
by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024
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discord.gg/choke

The best discord server with egirls packing and twerking !!!
bruh why you not in discord.gg/choke u bum
by dxaddy July 1, 2021
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choke porn

watching someone choke so hard, it makes your phallus throttle
omg how did they lose that lead! that's choke porn right there
by stresspacito October 14, 2018
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cock choked

when a girl be strokin it and she squeeze too hard.
guy: she was going at it when she cock choked me and hurt my dick!
by therapuked May 19, 2015
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Choke the Jabba

It’s common to choke the jabba while gaming battlefront.
by Hot Dog Goblin May 16, 2018
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