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chocolate forehead

noun - occurs when two people are engaged in a 69 sexual position, and the person on top unexpectedly defecates on the other person's forehead
Me and this girl were going at it in a 69 the other night, she was on top, and the next thing I know, she gives me the ol' chocolate forehead.
by The Dangerous Joe Crede August 4, 2007
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Chocolate River

A common nickname for the Peticodiac River in New Brunswick, Canada. It is so called because it is a tidal river and the strong tidal action causes mud to get dredged up which gives the river a brown hue.

The City of Dieppe has recently used the name on an official building, the Chocolate River Conservatory.
"The tidal bore seems a bit stronger since they opened the causeway gates, but I don't think the old Chocolate River will ever fully recover."
by The Great Excelcior October 11, 2011
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Chocolate Blowpop

A women gets anal after takeing a crap and not wipeing. Then the male who gives her the anal pulls out of her ass and the women gives him oral.
sue said she wants to give jon a chocolate blowpop
by Alex carey January 17, 2008
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chocolate foot

1. A person's less dominant foot which comes to light in sporting activities such as soccer where a right footed player takes a shot with his left foot and misses wildly

2. A gathering place for cyclists who have lacked adequate male attention in their formative years and subsequently strive for male acceptance by making feeble jokes jokes about anal sex and homosexual experiences
1. Beckham hit the ball with his chocolate foot and it ended up in the carpark

2. I was going to make a post on Chocolatefoot about the crack in my Demo frame but the latent homosexual behaviour on there is more than Elton John could cope with
by Jethro63 September 4, 2006
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chocolate chips

1. When a girls nipples protrude from her tight top/ shirt.
2.An code word to alert yor friends that a girl with nice hooters and nipple protrution is comming by.
1. Wow...I can see some choclate chips on her.
2."Yo guys, Chocolate chips"
by arthur96792 August 24, 2008
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chocolate boob

a boob made out of chocolate, similar to a chocolate bunny.
Madeline: Here's your chocolate boob that I got you for your birthday.
Emily: Thanks! All I wanted was this chocolate boob! I hope it doesn't melt!
by emilyemilyemily April 7, 2007
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Chocolate Smoothie

To do this you must engage a female in anal sex, and after ejaculating, you drink the liquids secreting from her ass, then simultaneously spit the fluids into her mouth. She then proceeds to swallow the substance.
Dan and I were extremly bored the other night so he decided to give me a chocolate smoothie... it was quite satisfying.
by S. B. Hood Money September 19, 2009
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