broken lobster

when a male has sex with a female that is on her period while the males dick is soft. he then lets the blood dry on his penis and gets erect and has sex with the women again

jennie came over and i tried the broken lobster on her

by yunghunghose February 25, 2019

bryce brain broken

When someone gets stuck in your head, saying "This is trueee", with pointing, when "this" and "true" has been used in close proximity.

the bryce brain broken syndrome:
"and for this reason, our statement is concluded as true" - presenters

"this is trueee *pointing*" - bryce's brain

by You'reReadingThisPseudonym February 27, 2024

My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022

Broken Tip

Meaning to be useless in a situation.

Harry your being a "Broken Tip" get your head in the game

by unscreamable August 16, 2022

Broken

Something that is fully functional but acts the opposite.

Refusing to accept the reality.
A person acting the opposite in a normal circumstance.

Ex. A child runs into a wall and is laughing at the pain he/she is feeling,
Mother responds “I think my child is broken”.
Ex. He said “she isn’t laughing when I tickle her I think she’s broken”.
Ex. “My brother just got in a wreck and it made me laugh. I think I’m broken”.

by 1Cloud April 6, 2024

My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

Brokenicity

When a person is broke or poor and is trying to lay their poor problems on you. Word is only available if you are in the middle class and up.

Alejandro-“My Android fell and broke into pieces, can you pick up my battery?”
You-“Hell nah, don’t lay your brokenicity on me.”

by Bigbear6467 November 4, 2020