bread missile

When your poop comes out and look like a baguette

Don’t go in your bathroom for a bit, I had a a bread missile

by Lxndrjmsfdr April 21, 2019

Bread Legs

When you slap ya legs with bread

Me: We got any bread lads?
Ladsa: Yeah, bread legs *Slaps legs with bread repeatedly*

by BigChedda420 May 8, 2019

special bread

when your special ed but even more special

hey are you special-ed?
no I'm special bread

by specialbread May 16, 2019

buttered bread

buttered bread, coffee and you and I'll be fine

fine be I'll and you and coffee, buttered bread

by Krkič April 4, 2019

octavious bread

ezekiel bread Laced with fentanyl.

OCTAVIOUS BREAD

by Mike octavious May 23, 2019

Bread Communist

Your lord and savior

Me:Bread Communist
Literally everybody:I AM NOT WORTHY

by TheBreadCommunist August 9, 2019

Bread Pets

When bread turns moldy it becomes a Bread Pet.

My parents had many Bread Pets on top of the fridge.

by zizithecat August 18, 2019