To interrupt a heated argument by standing up, apologizing, and vomiting blood on everyone within a six-foot radius.
It seemed like the argument at dinner about the future of the hospital would never end, but then father stood up to blast a grantham all over the roast mutton.
by MisterInvisible October 9, 2016
Get the blast a granthammug. when you mississippi handbag and right as you nut your foreskin blows off and hits your partner in the face while your semen practically glues it to their face.
charlotte didnt believe me when i said my foreskin was loose so i mass blasted her and laughed when she cried
by darkonefucker42342 January 10, 2019
Get the mass blastmug. When a weeb makes a hole on whis waifu body pillow and puts his penis inside of the whole until he cums inside her and sleeps cuddled to it.
by TomatoCore305 March 3, 2020
Get the Waifu blastmug. When you get finger blasted by someone with red hair, in other words, a ginger, hence, ginger blasted.
Wow, last night I got ginger blasted on the couch and it was amazing.
Being ginger blasted really gets me going.
Being ginger blasted really gets me going.
by Gingerluvr May 21, 2018
Get the Ginger blastedmug. Jag-blast: noun \ˈdʒægblæst\
1 a: Two regrettable situations which have worked together for good.
b: Slang. A contemptibly vile and undesirable person; a more severe term for the slang "jerk."
Origin:
1 a: Being "blasted" after falling into a "jag" (a cut or slash) would be two separately unfortunate situations, but together become beneficial.
b: From the verb "jag," which means "to move jerkily," the slang term "jerk" was taken (meaning any general insult), then compounded with the slang "blast," as in "that blasted child."
1 a: Two regrettable situations which have worked together for good.
b: Slang. A contemptibly vile and undesirable person; a more severe term for the slang "jerk."
Origin:
1 a: Being "blasted" after falling into a "jag" (a cut or slash) would be two separately unfortunate situations, but together become beneficial.
b: From the verb "jag," which means "to move jerkily," the slang term "jerk" was taken (meaning any general insult), then compounded with the slang "blast," as in "that blasted child."
The business meeting was boring, but the fire alarm made it a jag-blast.
I met a really jag-blastic guy at the party.
I met a really jag-blastic guy at the party.
by Hasha June 6, 2011
Get the Jag-blastmug. The giant, hot dump you explode into your aunts toilet after thanksgiving, leaving you with anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving so I can get some Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020
Get the Turkey Blastmug. When one has sperm up the butt then when he/she farts and it makes a white cloud. Commonly seen in cartoon porn.
"Dafuq is that white cloud there for?" -Guy 1
"I just had a little bit of a Ghast Blast" -Guy 2
"I'm just gonna walk away now..." -Guy 1
"I just had a little bit of a Ghast Blast" -Guy 2
"I'm just gonna walk away now..." -Guy 1
by Jhon Gewer January 19, 2014
Get the Ghast Blastmug.