Te'o Bagging

Putting your balls on a computer screen

One time I walked in on my boss te'o bagging his computer.

by Chickenstrip January 20, 2013

cock in a bag

An offensive unpleasant person. Absolutely no fun to be around. As useless as a cock (penis) in a bag.

Look at that guy at the bar over there perving down the girl's top and trying to squeeze her butt while she is clearly revolted - what a cock in a bag.

by chiante August 5, 2009

hooker bag

the trash bag you keep in your trunk to put the hooker in after you kill her because you realized how ashamed you are of yourself for doing things with her

John left his hooker bag in the front seat and got busted

by hooker killer 1976 November 16, 2016

grocery bagged

when something is clearly yours or in other words when you dont have to try to get something; it was yours from the start. mostly used in talking about people and certain situations.

"hey man, isnt that the girl you're trying to get with talking to that guy?"
"yeah, but im not worried about it. i got her grocery bagged."

"did you study for the test?"
"are you kidding me? i got it grocery bagged"

by chipper109 January 16, 2010

hot-bagging

"Hot-bagging" is when, in a moving vehicle, one poops into a bag and throws it out the window.

Said to popular among touring musicians, who resort to "hot-bagging" to avoid stinking up their tour buses.

"Pee-yew... somebody didn't get the word that we're hot-bagging it on this bus!"

by Hot Baggin' April 25, 2006

Brown Bag

i.e. what happens to a butterface

- When a female has an extremely sexually appealing body, but ridiculously ugly face, one is forced to place a brown bag upon her head (maybe draw a face on it, or if you're nice cut some holes for breathing purposes) before having sex with her.

1: "Dude, that chick is such a butterface"

2: "Yeah, i'd brown bag that sh*t though"

by Pri Money May 4, 2005

bag of fuck

noun. one that you are angry towards for some insignificant reason

you are nothing more than a DIRTY BAG OF FUCK!!!

by slutty skunk monkey-boy November 25, 2006