Boner Bot 

Someone who has boners all the time and is out of control.

I've had this boner for 4 hours, go away Boner Bot.

Boner Bot by Seanathon69 September 26, 2010

Boner brain

when one has the inability to speak or function because all of the blood has rushed out of their head to their boner. generally makes the affected person very stupid for the duration of the boner. mainly occurs to men with large schlongs.

"she told me i could touche her boobs and i wigged out, i think i said 'i don't need to.' I NEEDED TO."

"Total boner brain dude, ouch."

Boner brain by twiceonsundays November 16, 2011

boner snot 

semen, jizz, ejaculate, cum, pre-cum

I got off in her vag and she quiffed boner snot all over the wall.

boner snot by SIoshie June 22, 2011

Boner Status 

Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.

Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.

Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?

Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.

Boner Status by Eeshh December 19, 2011

Boner Day 

The first warm day of the year, when women break out their summer outfits, and the streets are flooded with skin after a long, cold winter.

Hey...Tim...want to hit a patio? Today's Boner Day.

Boner Day by Jer_TO May 6, 2013

Boner sensitive 

The inability to touch or overly sensitive sensation a male gets in his dick after an ejaculation or eruption has occurred.

This chick tried playing with my dong after I emptied my bags on her chest but couldn't let her cuz my piece was still to boner sensitive.

While I was diggin this chick out last night I went for her nips but she pulled my hands off, they must have to been boner sensitive.

Boner sensitive by T-B1rd October 25, 2014

Boner Toner 

ejaculated sperm

I got so excited that I prematurely shot my boner toner all over the place.ejaculation

Boner Toner by Inspector Taint March 17, 2015