cock in a bag

An offensive unpleasant person. Absolutely no fun to be around. As useless as a cock (penis) in a bag.

Look at that guy at the bar over there perving down the girl's top and trying to squeeze her butt while she is clearly revolted - what a cock in a bag.

by chiante August 5, 2009

hot-bagging

"Hot-bagging" is when, in a moving vehicle, one poops into a bag and throws it out the window.

Said to popular among touring musicians, who resort to "hot-bagging" to avoid stinking up their tour buses.

"Pee-yew... somebody didn't get the word that we're hot-bagging it on this bus!"

by Hot Baggin' April 25, 2006

Brown Bag

i.e. what happens to a butterface

- When a female has an extremely sexually appealing body, but ridiculously ugly face, one is forced to place a brown bag upon her head (maybe draw a face on it, or if you're nice cut some holes for breathing purposes) before having sex with her.

1: "Dude, that chick is such a butterface"

2: "Yeah, i'd brown bag that sh*t though"

by Pri Money May 4, 2005

bag of fuck

noun. one that you are angry towards for some insignificant reason

you are nothing more than a DIRTY BAG OF FUCK!!!

by slutty skunk monkey-boy November 25, 2006

Grocery Bag

Can most often be found in a nonsense filled song and is usually used by a relatively unknown person who esteems to be a rapper but lacks the necessary talent, word knowlege, ACTUAL knowlege and rhyming ability to construct a rap verse that actually makes sense.

As is the case with Gudda Gudda in the song Bedrock.

i see me with her
no stevie wonder
she wont ever wonder
cause she knows she bad
and i gotta nigga
grocery bag

by lilgunner January 14, 2010

Bag of soup

An overweight person. Usually used to describe a female. Imagine the shape of a plastic bag full of soup. Used as an insult

Jessica Simpson used to have a really nice figure. But she has let herself go and now she looks like a bag of soup.

by Don1987 February 11, 2010

Speed Bagging

When a man hits the womans uvula repeatedly with his cock

My favorite part of foreplay is the Speed Bagging

by The Ghostface May 10, 2008