an immature man that has an, overall, great high school experience, there he; is popular, is athletic, dates a rather popular girl, and leads on to be smarter than he is. He is naive, emotionally handicapped, and secretly insecure. He doesn't know what he wants and, with close observation, resembles a lost and helpless puppy. These unattractive qualities remain unseen by most because he strives to become socially accepted to mask his inabilities. he becomes socially accepted and, when inside that circle, he covers the Sun with his thumb. At the end of the day, high school has come to an end and now every thing seems harder. He is left with what seems to be a subtle, everlasting, sense of loneliness and a nasty smelling penis.
GOSSIP GIRL: Hey, Maria, I heard Anthony might have a penis infection! And everyone in his old high school seems to think he's caught some sexually transmitted disease from you, because of your... reputation.
MARIA: Oh, don't worry about it! Im sure he's fine. He probably just hasn't washed. He's to strong to catch any of the diseases i carry. Ha ha, he's a ROCK!!
MARIA: Oh, don't worry about it! Im sure he's fine. He probably just hasn't washed. He's to strong to catch any of the diseases i carry. Ha ha, he's a ROCK!!
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Get the Anthony mug.1. Noun: A gigantic book used by evil schools that force innocent high school kids to the death by the 2,930 pages of extremely small print, extremely long paragraphs, and extremely boring entries from authors ranging from Ralph Waldo Emerson to Anne Sexton (who ever the hell they are). Can also be called satan or the devil.
Phil: Shit dude, I have to read Young Goodman Brown by Nathaniel Hawthorne.
Alex: What the hell is that?
Phil: Some bullshit Romantic story in the Norton Anthology of American Literature.
Alex: Whats that?
Phil: Oh, its just Satan's brother.
Alex: What the hell is that?
Phil: Some bullshit Romantic story in the Norton Anthology of American Literature.
Alex: Whats that?
Phil: Oh, its just Satan's brother.
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Get the ass anthem mug.A guy who doesn't understand women. Often complains but refuses to listen to advise. Typical friend-zone problems
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