The alexander technique is a technique that allows sexual partners to maintain the ability to walk after rough raw anal. They thrust in perfect sync at a perfect 65° angle maintain eye contact and match their breath. If posture or breathing ever fall out of sync you get hit with a ruler. At the end both parties thank each other for a the wonderful coitus and shove a stick up their respective asses.
Martin: Bob, did you try out the Alexander Technique last night? You have to. It’s the best!!!
Bob: sure did! I’ve never had better gait in my life after sex. Normally I have to sit on that donut pillow for a few days
Bob: sure did! I’ve never had better gait in my life after sex. Normally I have to sit on that donut pillow for a few days
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i love doing this with the homies.
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