Salad Dodger

A person who has eaten more than their fair-share of chips, pies, cream cakes etc while avoiding the healthier and less fattening options. Also: Buffet Slayer, Lard Ass..

Oh my God - Look at her in the queue at the kebab van... She's a salad dodger and no mistake!

by Davey B. August 15, 2007

Salad Shaker

A term that means loved one but people make fake definitions to harass Millie Bobby Brown and Jacob Sartorius when Millie posted an Instagram story saying 'best salad shaker in town @jacobsartorius'

Some fake definitions include 'licking the inside of ones butthole' or 'when he sticks his tongue inside your vagina and shakes it wildly'

Do not believe these you insane ass bitch...

You're my favorite salad shaker :))

by Rachel Is A Dumbass May 23, 2018

Taco Salad

The feminine form of tea-bagging. To taco salad someone.

Nancy gave Jimmy a taco salad, asserting her dominance.

by menandore February 26, 2013

Salad Cream

An English person. Referring to the pale complexion of the tan-less people in the sunless country that is England.
could also be "Bloody" Salad Cream.

A mocking gesture.

person 1 "So, how about those English?"

person 2 "BLOODY SALAD CREAAAM"

person 1 *lmao* "salad cream"

by omnomnomkittiez January 8, 2011

crap salad

something unbelievably false or unfair. a nicer way to say bullshit.

i can't believe i have to work two weekends in a row. that's such crap salad.

by "the ryan" October 28, 2007

Horny salad

When you fuck a bitch and cum in her poopy ass and she shits it in a bowl and you cut her toes off and put it in their and eat their nipples and lactate for the dressing and eat her fat hairy bitch shit on nigga fart cock poop ass shit whore niggers don’t deserve rights fuck minorities

I live horny salads faggot

by Foebapmctweaknem March 6, 2020

bagged salad

Literally anything and everything is bagged salad. Used to describe everything.

"That's bagged salad, brah."

by TwinkieToaster1 April 27, 2014