pick a flap and fuck it 

What one is forced to do when trying to have sex with an obese female, and does not have any flour handy to roll her in to help search for the wet spot.

Pick a random flap of fat and proceed to fuck it.

I was so drunk last night I went home with a fat chick and I had to pick a flap and fuck it!

pick a flap and fuck it by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

Fuck like a Tiger 

Similer to Fuck lion or tight as a tiger but more so quick and easy, yet long. Like having 100 diffrents girls, and being able to equaly satisfy them all, with no rest, because YOUR the alpha male, and its your job to fuck all the females. hence, fucking like a tiger. (same with girls too, you get packed alot, but it stays tight ALWAYS)

"Man she fuck like a tiger"
"yeah, she is tight after all these years of getn it too"

Fuck like a Tiger by Elmo88 August 14, 2008

fuck like a lesbian 

Preferring sex that mixes things up, trying and exploring new things and sensations, with no real goal or endpoint. This is different than with men, who are known for wanting to fuck until they finish--whatever gets them there faster.

Boy: "I learned sex from a very adventurous girl. So, I kinda fuck like a lesbian. I'm told that's a good thing."

fuck like a lesbian by blizzardbell March 9, 2017

Fuck on a biscuit 

An exclamation usually sccreamed after experiencing pain. See also, ohh fuck, holy shit, and Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Fuck on a biscuit i just shot my left ball off!

Fuck on a biscuit by Raul Sampsonov July 4, 2003

what a shitload of fuck 

a furious quote of Retro Game Rage, Nostalgia Critic, Irate Gamer, and The Angry Video Game Nerd.

I'm trying to aim the fucking atom. If you hold the SQUARE button, you'll be fucked! What were they thinking?!?!?!?! What a shitload of fuck! What an assy shitload of motherfucking bullfuck! I rather take a cat and put the cat's asshole into my MOUTH!!! Bloody fuck! Meine Verficktes Sheiβe. Pinche perra de gata. DIE ALREADY, BUBSY 3D!! Hadouken! Get over here! Shoryuken! Tatsumaki Senpuyaku!! FUS RO DAH!!! THIS, IS, SPARTA!!!! -Retro Game Rage

what a shitload of fuck by Fuck Cats November 24, 2015

What the fuck is a kilometer? 

A non-retarded unit of measurement used by countries that didn't loose their twin towers.

"Logan, the lap will be 3.69 kilometers long"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?"

What the fuck is a kilometer? by Kuk Poo June 13, 2023

Flying fuck on a bun 

An extended version of flying fuck.
Used when "flying fuck" just doesn't cut it.

I don't give a flying fuck on a bun about mudkipz, nor your collection of over 9000 battletoads.

Flying fuck on a bun by Chandernagor !!uZp2oRpLs5K August 22, 2010