big nose tv man

the greatest weapon

Big nose tv man is dangeros please dont let him stab you with his big nose in the tv

by bepisvalley October 30, 2025

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shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV

a phrase you tell your mother as she leaves for work to gently remind her she is loved and she is not the reason for the divorce

Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline

by Unhinged Farris wheel December 13, 2025

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TV Show

A long form movie that is split up into seasons that consist of at least TWENTY-FOUR episodes that run for about 45 minutes leaving 15 minutes per episode for quality commercials and public announcements about not starting forest fires.

It took me about 2 months to binge watch that TV Show called Stargate, unlike all these fake wannabe TV shows that can be finished in a single night if you cut out the week long run of brain rotting advertisements about - insert dumb subscription service name - .

by Cecil Merrell December 27, 2025

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TV POV

Something that Salty and MUFFY gate keep about.

MUFFY: Salty give me the TV POV 🤤

by Jorge___ April 5, 2025

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TV Turned Off

The TV (abbreviation for Television) is a metaphor for the persons life. To turn someone’s TV off is to end their life. Or if someone almost got their TV turned off, they almost lost their life. It could be a literal loss of life, or a hyperbolic loss of life.

1.) My mom is going to turn my TV off if I don’t pass this test tomorrow.
2.) I almost got my TV turned off yesterday when that drunk driver almost ran into me. Luckily the police pulled him over in time before anyone got hurt.

by Jasiriheart April 23, 2025

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