That one derik

someone who is annoying and never stops talking

Ian is such a That one derik

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

one fucking hundred

One fucking hundred
Absolutely!
Yes!

One fucking hundred!!

by LingDanc803 June 15, 2023

Hamo one-two

Accepting blame for someone else's negligent or abusive actions

"I got in trouble for being the only one of my brothers to call my mum on mothers day! Those pricks really gave me the old Hamo one-two!"

by AliceDHunt May 8, 2013

one-eyed pizza

Sweaty butthole, sometimes greasy but always on homosexuals.

Imma bout to destroy that twink's one-eyed pizza.

by Unkle Nasty 69 February 4, 2025

stood one up

To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.

To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.

‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’

by mrbruceman December 13, 2022

Monkey one time

When you bet the house on black or red and it hits

-Matt monkey monkey monkey ( roulette table lands on black) monkey one time!!!

by Da dawg April 18, 2024

One Hit Wonder

The friend who's lungs can't handle more than one hit/bong rip before passing it to the next person in the rotation

Friend 1: *passes the bong after one hit*
Friend 2: Ok one hit wonder 🙄

by halledw May 23, 2023