off the goof

A term used when someone is so absolutely unfathomably our of their minds that off the good won’t cut it.

Gay nigga 1 “man I used to eat strawberries so fucking much that my shit was red”

Gay nigga 2 “DAMN this nigga off the goof, I just think your ass was broken or sum shit”

by Coonnigga123 October 8, 2020

Dick off

Australian slang inserted into sentences as required in order to express awe or outrage.

I was awake this morning at dick off o’clock.

That is a big dick off cucumber.

by Hoffy17 October 15, 2017

Zoinked off the Clopper

To be so unequivocally high that you cannot communicate with people in this plane of existence

Person 1: How high are you right now dude?
Person 2: I am absolutely zoinked off the clopper man.

by scout52 August 25, 2023

Stressed-off

Stressed and pissed off. Stress that is caused by being angry, or an equal combination of irritated and overwhelmed.

This deadline is unreasonable. I’m so stressed-off!

by Write it to right it. June 28, 2018

suck him off

When your a guy obsessed with another guy.

Leo: That guy swole like Hulk Hogan!!!
Me: Suck him off already!!!

by NemesisVik December 15, 2021

Bullied off

To bully someone to the extent of making them leave a place or take a brake far away from said place.

Pikamee has been bullied off the platform. She hasn't streamed in 3 weeks.

by Larry5693 May 13, 2023

roast em off

When someone is driving a vehicle and stops and spins the tires posi locked so both of the tires burnout until they blow.

Oh sure buzz roast em off

by Trucker69 October 24, 2017