Female version of Tea Bagging. When you are laying down face up, and your girl pulls her pants down and ass-clap squats on to your face repeatedly.
by daddyganggang September 21, 2019

"I caught him cheating on me, so I vadge bagged him over before he had the opportunity to cheat anymore!"
by Brok702 March 12, 2009

The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")
by lost_number August 17, 2016

Zach: You're such a fatass you eat mcdonald's every day and you don't take a shower. Plus you don't support Michigan Football, which brought a 15-0 perfect record and a national championship and broke numerous NFL combine records and retired Nick Saban last year. This is why you don't have any bitches and stink everyday. Gross, FOH scum.
Jamal: just put the fries in the bag bro
Jamal: just put the fries in the bag bro
by Valkyrae Pantyhose Pics July 18, 2024

The Hell Michigan Bee Bag is where a person typically male shoves a small plastic bag full of alive bees in their urethra.
The act can be done with any genital hole. But it is more commonly the urethra.
The act can be done with any genital hole. But it is more commonly the urethra.
by anonymous August 5, 2025

by URMOMUSDOTCOMUS May 6, 2021
