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cock a doodle dipshit

A phrase spoken out of extreme frustration, often attributed to Ernie (Ghoulardi) Anderson.
1. Ohhhh cock a doodle dipshit!!!! I forgot the line

See also Waah Shitballs!
by ASja2002 September 14, 2013
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joggle my cock

Statement used to command one to give you a hand job.
Hey you fuckin whore,since your snatch begun gushing blood like she's catering a fuckin vampire festival ,you want my piss -pop sloshswaggle in that muthafukin peter -pit that you call a mouth, so say aahhh toots now bring your ass this way and joggle my cock! !!
by Gruff-Wite April 25, 2017
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Diet Cock Energy

Diet cock energy means that you give off the vibe of having a small penis
Yo man, your brother gives off diet cock energy big time.
by Yourmomsbrotherscat October 18, 2022
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Monster horse cock

An abnormally large horse dick
by Jhgdt May 29, 2021
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Professional Cock Block

A secret way of blocking anyone from dating a certain individual.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.

They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.
Person 1: He is such a Professional Cock Block.

Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.

Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.
by DontFeedTheTrolls April 16, 2013
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Cock-blocked by geometry

AKA the pornhub video buffering. Or the white circle of doom.
Guy 1: dude i got cock-blocked by geometry last night
Guy 2: haha the video buffered huh?
Guy 1: yeah. I need better internet.
by Tacocat777 March 6, 2017
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