I stuck my Big Long Schlong in her asshole
Hey bro did you see Jeremy's big long shlong in the locker room the other day?
It was almost as big as uncle Eddy!
Hey bro did you see Jeremy's big long shlong in the locker room the other day?
It was almost as big as uncle Eddy!
by Yourdadymom May 6, 2021
Get the Big long schlongmug. by Big gay rattsts May 4, 2019
Get the big tittied ratmug. this odd use of word combination comes from when my friends and i used to anticipate the show dirty jobs. We would say something like:
"Dirty Jobs is comin on soon."
Also around that time the oaktons would say:
"big time"
which means someone would agree excitingly with something someone was saying or doing
For example:
"yo dirty jobs is on" - phil
"big time!" - pat (pat agrees with umph!"
now getting back to jobs
when somebody would say
"jobs is comin on!"
somebody would then respond
"YO BIG TIME DIRTY JOBS" (meaning good i love dirty jobs)
but then one day our slang inventive saying friend dave said something that clicked, it went something like this:
"yo dirty jobs is comin on" - phil
"YO BIG TIME JOBS" - dave
the way he pronounced this was hilarious to us and it clicked.from then on when someone or something would do or say or be something that they liked the oaktons would respond
"BIG TIME JOBS"
"Dirty Jobs is comin on soon."
Also around that time the oaktons would say:
"big time"
which means someone would agree excitingly with something someone was saying or doing
For example:
"yo dirty jobs is on" - phil
"big time!" - pat (pat agrees with umph!"
now getting back to jobs
when somebody would say
"jobs is comin on!"
somebody would then respond
"YO BIG TIME DIRTY JOBS" (meaning good i love dirty jobs)
but then one day our slang inventive saying friend dave said something that clicked, it went something like this:
"yo dirty jobs is comin on" - phil
"YO BIG TIME JOBS" - dave
the way he pronounced this was hilarious to us and it clicked.from then on when someone or something would do or say or be something that they liked the oaktons would respond
"BIG TIME JOBS"
by Doooogan January 11, 2009
Get the big time jobsmug. by ashley p April 2, 2005
Get the real big likemug. a word that is thought of (when herd) to be about "Black Ops"
but actually it is to make people be embarrassed when thinking of it as awesome.
but actually it is to make people be embarrassed when thinking of it as awesome.
generic guy#1:"hay generic guy#2, do you like big black ops"
generic guy#2:"YAY!... no derrrr"
generic guy#3:"HA! ... you like black c**ks"
generic guy#2:"YAY!... no derrrr"
generic guy#3:"HA! ... you like black c**ks"
by assbj April 24, 2011
Get the big black opsmug. Hands possesed by women of a larger frame, i.e., fatties. these women's "big dumb hands" are called that because the fingers look like eggrolls, and thier nails are always at least 5'in in length, and painted lime green and hot pink, maybe with a decal of rhinestones thrown in here and there. they use thier large talons to grap twinkies, penises, and pork chops and have a death grip to rival a pit bull's. big dumb hands should be avoided like lance bass in a public shower
by clarkcunt January 8, 2009
Get the big dumb handsmug. Originated from professional baseball payers who grew their hair out because they are so good, they could. Now the phrase can be used to describe someone whos hair resembles Johnny Damon's, Manny Ramirez's, Jason Giambi's etc.
by mike16 April 21, 2007
Get the Big League Hairmug.