you must be on dog food

To tell someone they said something stupid or crazy,or there being crazy.Also to tell someone you must be on crack

Joe< Go outside and stand in the cold
Chris< Hell naw it 20 degrees outside
Joe<I dont care
Chris< Nigga you must be on dog food

by Antwon Davis January 3, 2007

Why you mad tho?

Just like "You mad bro?", this mocks someone one who is raging with anger. It can also be an additional mocking phrase to "You mad bro?"

Guy 1: *screams, shouts* THAT BITCH
Guy 2: ....
Guy 1: God, I f'ing hate that bitch!! ARGHH!!
Guy 2: You mad bro?
Guy 1: STFU!
Guy 2: Why you mad tho???
Guy 1: -__-

by Black Zeus December 31, 2011

that all you got, pansies?

Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.

Eat my AK, gumbastard!



*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*


that all you got, pansies?


Shit, i wasted the entire clip!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Are you tighter then a 5th grader

In relation to the game show Are You Smarter Then A 5th Grader, it is asking whether a female's vagina is tight or loose. Or, whether she is a good girl or a dirty tea-bagging whore.

I saw a hottie from across the room but she looked like she'd been passed around, so before I sealed the deal I asked her, "Girl I got to know, are you tighter then a 5th grader?"

by SNL16 March 27, 2009

You and the captain, make it happen

1. Originally the slogan of the children's cereal Captain Crunch, wherein the hungry kid is taken aboard the Captain's ship and receives Captain Crunch; thus the kid is no longer hungry.

2. Referring to a night of drinking Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum .
-Infers you got(or will get) some action as a result of drinking Captain.

Kids - "Captain Crunch!"
Captain Crunch - "You and the captain, make it happen."

"Bro, I hooked up with this hot ass girl last night."
"Hey, you and the captain, make it happen."

by Jack Daniels Northrup April 23, 2006

See you later sandwiches

The cheap and dirty snacks flogged onto the bereaved for lunch on the day of a layoff round at a company. These sandwiches are usually dry, save for the tears shed by dismissed employees, and flavourless dreck one chokes down between sobs while thinking of supporting 3 kids and a wife who needs another $500 purse.

They are typically passed out by a smug and rotund PA who thinks that since the executive she cowtows before still needs his shoes shined, that he/she will remain employed.

Fillings include cheese, dry turkey, thinly sliced and mealy tomatoes, and roast beef with crusty edges, limp lettuce, and bitterness.

"After you've collected your things you can head upstairs for some See you later sandwiches"

by InterWestRainCallDance April 24, 2006

You Suck Major Ass

When one does something really uncool

Shelby - I dont have to go to school tomorrow
Maddie - uhhh you suck Major ass

by the madster November 26, 2007