Cock-blocked by geometry

AKA the pornhub video buffering. Or the white circle of doom.

Guy 1: dude i got cock-blocked by geometry last night
Guy 2: haha the video buffered huh?
Guy 1: yeah. I need better internet.

by Tacocat777 March 6, 2017

cold cut cock

1. A phrase describing something who is being uncooperative.

2. A brotha who has chosen a hoe over a bro

Ay, stop being a cold cut cock you sloot!!!!

Dude, that was pretty cold cut of you to do.

by Byron Sleepy July 13, 2016

cock swash buckling

The act of engaging in cock to cock combat at close range.

Look at those two shautleflaungers cock swash buckling. I wonder if they're faugs.

by Little Daulin Guy May 25, 2016

Chocolate Cock Ring

1. The tide mark left by anal sex
2. When the Czech delicacy Trdelnik in tube form is put to its intended use on a hot summers day, leaving a Nutella ridge at the base of your pork sword.

As I asked her to go down on me, I suddenly noticed my chocolate cock ring.

by Svejk the honourable June 14, 2016

i like cock

If you like cock :)

GIMME THAT SWEET NICE COCK, CAUSE I LIKE COCK!

by Freshbatteryz February 12, 2018

Dick sucking cock

He bangs a bitch that has a load of cock in her mouths

Serbia sucked my dick sucking cock

by 23coxsucker January 1, 2017

Overgrown cock hair

Overgrown human that doesn’t know how to fish

Hey Luke you overgrown cock hair y can’t you ever catch any fish

by The frank eater December 28, 2019