baby man child

It's a baby that looks like an old man. Or an adolescent male who attempts to act like he is grown but in turn appears even younger than he is.

Google Image "baby jesus baroque paintings" and you'll see

(ex. 1)
Ben: Did you see that baby over there? Totally looks like an old man!
Jerry: That's a baby man child!

(ex. 2)
Amy: That freshman over there thinks he's so cool, he's bragging about how many girls he got with last night.
Caleb: It makes him seem like he's still in middle school, such a baby.
Cara: That makes him a baby man child!

by your.hugh.jass September 27, 2013

my baby got back

Elated! Surfer dude who took his surfboard for ding repair and got it back in his possession.

Melvin walks in the house with his recently repaired surfboard, "my baby got back!"

by Davey Didoe April 18, 2021

pickled egg baby

a baby born with any number of maladies caused by the fact that the mother is 39 and has spent the last 25 years polluting her eggs with alcohol or other illicit substances.

can you believe Rebekka is pregnant again? than that bitch gonna have a pickled egg baby after all the shit she do.

by jamcam79 March 11, 2024

baby jins

Cute baby's by two kids who fell in love around 7th grade and lived each other from that day on and made babies! 😂😂

I want baby Jins (typically made by some kids with names such as Annabella jinsoo)

by Beast 136647485 November 26, 2016

Baby Pump

A baby pump is a girl who has sex with a lot of men ; a girl that gets pregnant often;

Yoo that bitch had sex 8 times this week! "werd she a baby pump"

Yo she pregnant again, thats the 4 time this year, and its January.

by krook2 December 26, 2010

Big fucking baby

Zachary

Zachary is a big fucking baby

by bananarama_ February 21, 2020

Dough baby

A crybaby. It comes from back then the rich would have glass marbles and the poor would heat up dough and then paint it to look like marbles and that only way to figure out if they had a real one or not was if a glass marble would hit it hard because it would break. So a dough baby is someone who is fragile.

She is a dough baby.

by Okaysohowaresyou November 16, 2020