National Kick Bi guy you know in the nuts day

april 3rd

wow its National Kick Bi guy you know in the nuts day!

by bitch688273 April 3, 2025

National Kiss a Band Kid Day

National Kiss a Band Kid Day is celebrated on the 14th of May. It's a day to kiss band kids

Man I can't wait to kiss a band kid on National Kiss a Band Kid Day

by ThatGuyFromThatOnePlaceOnEarth February 15, 2025

National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd

“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”

“Is that a crowbar?”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

National ass pic day

July 4th send a guy a ass pic

Guy: hey yk what tdy is, national ass pic day

Women: oh ya!

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by Hdjndndbdhjdnnx July 3, 2023

weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.

dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3 dodging? HE IS TRULY A WEAVE NATION-CERTIFIED, BRAH!
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.

by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024

National curly hair day

Anyone with curly hair has just today to show it all off and show pools with straight hair what their missing out on

Person- hey guess what

Person 2- what
Person-it’s national curly hair day get wrecked

by LilyJohn November 1, 2021

National sex day

22nd July
A wonderful opportunity to have sex with your partner and cuddle or kiss after!;)

- guess what day it is!?
- uhh, 22nd?
- well yes dummy, it's also the national sex day!;D

by ZemaitejsKefyrs July 18, 2022