cock of mass destruction

An explosive phallus of great destructive power derived from the rapid release of semen in the fission of heavy atomic bollocks, especially of spunk or man butter.

Grant Berry thought he had a cock of mass destruction. . . until he saw someone elses . . . .

by Stalex Krown December 18, 2014

Cock a doodle dude

The act of anal sex between two males.

Hank: "Larry you wanna be my cock a doodle dude?"
Frank as he rips off his clothes: " I thought you'd never ask."
Followed is a session of anal sex.

by Shannon Toste October 20, 2016

emo cock slap

When your cutting yourself and you slap a girl in the face with your cock

I'm emo and she wanted sex but I wasn't done cutting myself so I did the emo cock slap

by One_of_none69 December 6, 2016

posh boy cock

A guy, normally very snobbish, who thinks he is cool because of his dick.

Also a reference started by the Angry Samoans about Rodney Bingenheimer.

*both mentioned in fagetful

Man if you wanna get on that record label you gotta get with posh boy cock

by FagetfulGabe January 29, 2016

hand on cock over

a reference to your penis as a way out of getting out of a sticky conversation with someone.

"Adar I thought you were going to pick me up tonight?
" hand on cock over"

by gatorade24 November 8, 2019

Overgrown cock hair

Overgrown human that doesn’t know how to fish

Hey Luke you overgrown cock hair y can’t you ever catch any fish

by The frank eater December 28, 2019

right cock rule

Physics definition for rotating objects: take out your cock. Point it in the direction of velocity. Your cock will point along the axis of rotation in the direction of the angular velocity vector.

Student: how do I find the direction of angular velocity?
Teacher: use the right cock rule.

by mikanerd001 November 16, 2020